At least they didn't have a group of strippers on board ... or did they. That's not covered.
Traverse City Record-Eagle - Party gets wet before it gets wild:
"TRAVERSE CITY -- He sunk his boat on his bachelor party, but Bryan Wyzgoski figures his bride-to-be will forgive him.
'I think she'll still take me,' he said with a wide grin.
The Traverse City resident, clad in full pirate gear for the party, was aboard his 1984 Aqua Patio in West Grand Traverse Bay with six friends Friday afternoon. They put in at Bowers Harbor on the way to Power Island for a camping trip, but the boat's left pontoon sprung a leak less than halfway to the island.
'It was a patched hole we had fixed,' Wyzgoski, 25, said. 'Well, apparently didn't fix.'"