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Friday, February 02, 2007

éminence grise

Paul (Boutin) on Valley "Fashion"

Hey... I can dig this :

1. Dyed hair. Valley gals get to color. You don't. It'll show, and everyone will know. If you're going gray, skip the Grecian Formula and wear your salt-and-pepper with pride. "Wow, do you know what that is?" an old friend I ran into recently asked, pointing excitedly to the first touch of gray in my sideburns. "It's an extra hundred an hour in consulting fees!"

I suspect I have more salt than pepper... now how to cash in on that.

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