Pirates ...

Fundraiser for Inland Seas Education Association & the Great Lakes Schoolship

Following covers it pretty well ..

'Pirates of the Caribbean': Eat My Jetsam, Davy Jones

By A. O. SCOTT

Although there are memorable bits and pieces, the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" is a movie with no particular interest in coherence, economy or feeling.

I'd layer on comments about continuity ...
Lack thereof

Often from shot to shot within the same scene, makeup would change.
Not to mention from scene to scene.

Plot?
What plot?

But will it make $$$
You betcha