With dislike of the goofiness of the right wing Republicans and distaste for the disorganization of the Democrats, I'll stick to being "devout and practicing non-partisan"
Road Map to Defeat - New York Times:
"The Democrats are doing everything they can to blow this presidential election. This is a skill that comes naturally to the party. There is no such thing as a can’t-miss year for the Democrats. They are truly gifted at finding ways to lose."