Aaaannnnnaaa (to be drawn out like Brando in Streetcar ..."Stella")

Brando:
(American Rhetoric: Movie Speech from A Streetcar Named Desire -:

"Kowalski: Hey, Stellllaaaa!!! Hey, Stellaaaa!!")

Following Covers the "news" so much better than I could.
Deus Ex Malcontent: And Now, an Apology in the Form of an Open Letter to America

And funny!